Why did the chicken cross the road?

Just for some good laughs. I received the following in an email from my sister.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Kindergarten teacher :
To get to the other side.

Aristotle :
It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.

Ronald Reagan :
I forgot.

Karam Singh Walia (TV3 newscaster) :
Seperti yang saudara dapat lihat, kelihatan ayam-ayam itu sedang melintas jalan, mereka bukan sahaja melintas jalan malah membuang najis di atas jalan dan ini adalah pencemaran yang paling hebat di maya pada masa ini. Bapa-bapa dan ibu-ibu ayam haruslah mengambil inisiatif untuk melatih ayam-ayam agar menahan najis sewaktu melintas jalan. Sekian saya sudahi dengan :
Ayam di jalan dilintaskan,
Ayam di reban mati tak makan.

Jerry Seinfeld :
Why does anyone cross the road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyway?"

Bill Gates :
I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.

Mahathir :
You know, I'm tired of all this... 'apa-nama' chicken-chicken bisnes... the foreign powers should stop intervening in our domestic affairs and just leave our chickens alone... if they want to... 'apa-nama' cross the road, they should be allowed to cross the road... Malaysia is a democratic country, we let our chickens do whatever they want to do... as long as they don't threaten the Malay unity and try to topple the government... if they plan to do so... we won't hesitate to use the ISA...

Abdullah Badawi :
Ini semua adalah khabar angin sahaja... jangan percaya khabar-khabar angin ini semua... biasalah ini adalah taktik pembangkang untuk memecah belahkan perpaduan ayam-ayam semua... jangan percaya... jangan percaya...

Samy Vellu :
ayyooyoo... belakang cerita lain kali, kita sude bikin banyak jembatan, itu ayam musti guna jembatan untuk lintas itu jalan lagi pun kalau ayam itu mau pigi jalan-jalan, beritau sama saya juga, saya bolley buat lebbey banyak toll.....

Colonel Sanders :
I missed one?

Bill Clinton :
I've had so many chicks, I can't remember...